Attention traveling author/illustrators

Apparently digital projectors look like bombs. On my way to Virginia mine was twice removed from its carrying case, thoroughly inspected, and swiped repeatedly for some kind of dangerous something. Ha. They even took all my picture books out for a look. No one sneaks under the radar at Logan these days... which is a good thing, but jeez, I'm not hiding anything in my copy of The Three Little Kittens.